Plates, cups, vases (Bradford Woods PA)

Up to 100 dinner plates, dessert plates, and small coffee cups.
Free to anyone that will come and pick them up.
If you don't want to use them to feed ravenous hordes, then they would be a great addition to your home as target practice for a skeet shooters dinner party.
You can use them as base markings for a baseball team in really sturdy pads and cleats.
They can be used to layer on top of each other to break the Guiness Book of World records for tallest bird feeder.
You can practice spinning these things on rods for a beginner joggler, and not worry if they break.
How can anyone resist these plates?